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Comedian Pete Holmes. Image: Jeremy Freeman/TBS

Dear Space,

I know I know I know. I saw it!

You know how much I love old Petey but he was way out of line. And just plain wrong! No SEX in space? Sure there is! Just keep those noodles covered boys. No FOOD? Come now Mr. Holmes. There. Sure. Is. How about a nice little American cocktail to wash down that pizza?

But don’t hold it against him, he’s kind of a weirdo. A loveable Golden Retriever type weirdo. And I think if he knew the truth – he’d be totally into it (wink wink).

Smooches,

Lauren

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